Dad Joke Master
Mr. Bean
Never cold thanks to his trusty scarf. His dad jokes are so bad they loop back around to genius.
Welcome to Beanyard
Colorful chaos.
Family style.
Five beans. Infinite dimensions. Every day a new adventure — and every mistake a chance to laugh.
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Contract
Official intro
Meet the family
Hit play for the full intro with sound — the yard never stays quiet for long.
Adventures
Every day, a new dimension
Portal 7
Next stop: Dimension 7-C. Bring snacks.
Bridge Run
One wrong step and it is popcorn over lava.
Outtakes
Pure chaos reel
Tongues stuck to poles. Marshmallows roasted on flashlights. Pool fishing. This is normal for Beanyard.
Classic moments
Peak Bean energy
The cast
Meet Beanyard
Multitask Queen
Mrs. Bean
Master of the mom look. Her pearl necklace stores every magical mom power known to color-kind.
Cool Kid Chaos
Bean Jr.
Too cool for school, never too cool for family fun. Equal parts wise guy and class clown.
Big Dreamer
Bean Jr. Jr.
Always lost in the next big idea. Warning: spontaneous dance moves may occur without notice.
Bounce Champion
Baby Bean
Tiniest. Mightiest. Professional chaos creator and certified cuteness expert.
Every day is a new adventure. Every mistake is a chance to laugh.
— Beanyard
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